Great Ideas

Shows that have animals will ocasionaly put a disclaimer at the end saying, "no animals were harmed in the making of this show".
Good idea: cooking shows with meat in them should be required by law to have the following statement at the end, "animals were harmed in the making of this show", or something to that effect.

There are too many cooking shows that add no value to my life.
Good idea: a new show called "will it blend". You go around the country and blend up any and all famous meals into a paste and then go out on the street and pay people to drink it and decide if it is good. That way when americans become too lazy to chew food, we will have a head start on good tasting pastes.